no strings attatched

my name is jennifer marie brookes. it means fair lady. my zodiac sign is aquarius. i like reading my monthly horoscope, along with my friend's, even though i know they're counterfactual. i love fortune cookies, as well. i keep all of my fortunes in the back of my cell phone. i'm fastidious as can be, when it comes to dating. i often think i raise the bar too high, concerning the opposite sex, but i think it's better than setting my standards too low. i bring my journal and bible nearly everywhere with me. you never know when some epiphany may come to mind. i always carry a purse with me, filled with a bunch of worthless crap. a cell phone, all my make-up, every colored pen, receipts, pocket change, 'poppers' ((from the 4th of july)), batteries, a whistle [for emergencies only], sunglasses, mints from old chicago, crayons, and probably some other junk. when I'm bored or in a bad mood, i go to borders. i just sit there and listen to music, write in my journal, and read books. i like to listen to rush limbaugh ((850 KOA talk show host)) in the afternoon, cause he knows what's up. whenever i get the chance to sneak out my mom's digital camera, i do just that. i love making memories, and capturing them in photographs. my mom and i fight a lot. i don't like it at all. salvador dali is my favorite artist, ever. his drawings always make me curious as to what was going on in his mind. i like winter because it gives me the opportunity to wear as many layers of clothes as i want, without being made fun of. i'll be one of those older women who is wearing a bra till death. i like to jump into mosh pits with the boys, as long as i can jump out on occasion to catch my breath. i act happy all the time, but let me remind you, the keyword is "act". i'm incredibly fake, but i only show people the side of me that they want to see. my parents think i lack intelligence because i wear sunglasses at night. i usually sleep with a fan blowing in my face. i'm on the internet, a lot, but i don't like talking to people over IMs ((with a few acceptions)). my friends and i enjoy a good game of bowling every now and then. during youth group service, me and my friends sometimes draw ways to kill babies on our outlines. by the way i'm a student leader there. i have a dimple on the right side of my face, but not on my left. mountain dew is the sweet nectar of heaven. i love receiving letters in the mail. i strongly dislike cats, and if bethany wasn't so cool, i would love to step on her cat's throat and crush it's voice box and last chance of living. if i had money, my wardrobe would be completely different. i use dictionary.com a lot so i can learn new words. there are 218 contacts in my cell phone directory. i'm not one of those animal lovers. honestly, if i was in the driver's seat, and saw a bunny run across the street, i would aim for it. sorry PETA. i've been to paris, london, kenya, tanzania, thailand, cambodia, and scottland. i'm not rich, no where near it. my mom and dad work for united, and get tickets to go pretty much anywhere every year. i like traveling to other countries to see the ways other people live, especially third world countries. i'm a nymphomaniac. just kidding. even though he makes occasional mistakes, i think george w. is an incredible president of our united states. i cheat on tests in school. whoops. i'm always asking everyone for chapstick. I've never been "in love". I used to drink alchohol, excessively. sadly, that was in sixth/seventh grade. i often trim my hair with my mom's fancy scissors. my favorite movie is aladdin. people ask me who my "latest crush" is, and i tell them no one. and that's the truth. i went through the "emo" stage too, when i was retarded. i love colorado, and everything about it. especially the weather. one time an elephant stepped on my back. i even have pictures of it. i'm often referred to as a "church whore". quite the oxymoron, right guys? i like oxymorons. i also like natalie stone. i might be a spice girl for halloween. maybe a fairy. i told myself i was going to learn to play the piano by the end of the summer. obviously, i'm a liar. i refuse to allow another man's genitals inside my body until my husband has kissed his bride. i give big bear hugs, not awkward side hugs. my short term memory isn't too remarkable, but my brain is full of nothing but memories. i plan on moving to cambodia with my best friend cortney someday. i would never, ever commit suicide. one time i had a half bowl cut. i wash the dishes every day. i want to take a picture with someone with a mullet someday. i like carnivals, especially when they're old and traditional and movie-like. one time, my dog bit my face. it hurt. i'm going to heaven. thanks for wasting your time reading some useless facts. k bye