This poop is BANANAS!

Hey Big Daddy.
Thanks for today's rain...especially the thunder and lightning. Sorry I write about how much I hate her, but thanks for giving me enough patience to talk to her today, in a psuedo sense. Thanks for letting me spend some time with a hookah before the summer ends. Thanks for the occasional pleasant conversations between that lady and I. Thanks for giving and taking away. Thanks for the sudden financial boost. Thanks for all the hugs and kisses that You secretely send me. Thanks for making her greatful for her "hell bound" life that she thought she was living. Thanks for her honesty. Thanks for gifting me with Your knowledge. Thanks for him having patience with me. Thanks for writing me love letters. Thanks for taking him away. Thanks for testing her, even though she's heading towards failure. Thanks for offering me priceless and unconditional love. Thankyou.
Always loving You,
your fair lady