That's hot....

I wonder what God's intentions were for making girls so...girly.
I mean, there's a reason for everything, right?
I stumbled upon this little junior high girl's 'xanga' site today.

Just about every one of her blogs said something along the lines of:

GOALS FOR APRIL

- manicure [[check]]

- pedicure [[check]]

- get hair done [[check]]

-get a facial [[check]]

- earn money [[check]]

- shop [[check]]

- party [[check]]

yay! All done for April of the `05!

...those girls...they give me a good chuckle.
..or just make me want to beat them over the head with a baseball bat.
I feel bad for kids who find no mission in life other than being a mini Paris Hilton.
I mean, they really don't know any better..
Or maybe they're just blind.
pooooooor kiddies.